This is the last part. I'm sorry for wasting hours of your precious lives making you read this. This part is 150 questions long because I decided I didn't want separate 50 question final part.





3101. How often do you get headaches? Oh what a conveniently timed question. Basically daily. Occasionally I’ll go a day without one and some days are a lot worse than others.

3102. Do you sometimes prefer reading to meeting new people? Reading yaoi.

3103. Do you often long for excitement? You said long and excitement in the saaame sentence.

3104. Are you mostly quiet when you are with others? Depends on the others

3105. Do you ever do things on the spur of the moment? Reeeally rarely. Usually when forced.

3106. Are you slow and unhurried in the way you move? No I’m frantic and seizurey and awkward looking.

3107. Would you do almost anything for a dare? No.

3108. Do you enjoy wild parties? Nooo D:

3109. Have you ever paid for something priced more than $5.00 using only change? Food from a drive-thru once or twice. I only had quarters and other coins.

3110. Is racism still a big part of our culture? Not nearly as big as it used to be

3111. How many famous people can you name who committed suicide? Not a lot.

3112. Are you more anxious or relaxed? Anxious. *ANXIETIES*

3113. Are you more emotional or calm? Emotional probably but SOMETIMES I’m calm. I typed clam. I’m not a clam. I hope.

3114. What is your favorite Lord of the Rings movie? I haven’t seen anyyyyy.

3115. Are you more Friendly or aloof? I’m NICE.

3116. What is the oddest object in your home? The sheep heart most likely.

3117. Do you sometimes find yourself talking to yourself? Occasionally.

3118. In your thoughts do you call yourself "I" or "you" or both? Both but I say you more

3119. What is the best excuse for why you haven't done your homework? I’m lazy and mountains are discouraging and THE INTERNET EXISTS.

3120. Does culture shape behavior or does behavior shape culture? Booooth.

3121. What determines whether a person will be successful? The length of their toes.

3122. Do you feel that men or women have the stronger sex drive?? Well I’d say men but I’m sure there are some exceptions

3123. Are you more good natured or irritable? Um. Usually I’m good-natured but I don’t usually let someone know if they’re irritating me. Maybe I do. I don’t know.

3124. Are you more courteous or rude? Courteous D:

3125. Do you feel like any of the teachers you've ever had have cared about educating you to think for yourself? Most of my teachers do that so yes.

3126. Have you ever been stereotyped? Oh just a few times. It’s not my fault I fit just about every stereotype that could apply to me.

3127. Have you ever been discriminated against? Juuuuust a few times.

3128. Do you know anyone who you believe does not masturbate? I honestly don’t want to think of people I know and go HMM DO I THINK THEY MASTURBATE that’s just uncomfortable.

3129. Would a cloned human being have a soul? Sure?

3130. What group in history has been the most oppressed? That group. Over there.

3131. Have you ever read a biography? I have. Mostly bad ones in like third and fourth grade though. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tony Hawk. Also Jim Henson and Steve Irwin but we like them.

3132. What are you obsessed with? Otters. Food. Yaoi. That’s about it.

3133. Do you crack the bones in your body? …o.o ow.

3134. Of the following super powers, which two would you choose for yourself? The ability to fly, breathe under water, turn invisible, change into an animal, freeze and restart time, never gain weight unless you want to, heal people with your touch, have orgasms that last for up to an hour, give orgasms that last for up to an hour
Either freeze and restart time or fly or invisibility or all of them really except for the last two because an hour would be uncomfortable.

3135. Do you chew your pencils and pens? Sometimes sort of.

3136. Can you tell the exact point where your back ends and your butt begins? Right there!

3137. When you are bored do you picture everyone around you naked? Not typically o.O If I was in Korea that might change but no.

3138. Who looks better naked, men or women? Well I’d say men but see I think I might be a biiiiit biased.

3139. Has anyone ever screamed or moaned your name during sex? This is awkward.

3140. What slurpee flavor is your favorite? Blue. I don’t know the flavor but it’s blue.

3141. What is the funniest word you can think of? Foofaraw. Fungible.

3142. Do you give good massages? I do. Really I do I know that’s an odd talent but it’s true.

3143. What don't most people know about your job? Well it doesn’t exist but most know that.

3144. Is there anything you won't say unless someone else says it first? Probably. Usually awkward things. I still have issues with telling people I love them and I cannot figure out why but I’m getting better I PROMISE.

3145. Do you prefer an artificial Christmas tree or a real one? Real

3146. Have you ever worn fake eyelashes? I have not.

3147. What could you spend 24 hours in a row doing? Sleeping computering or eating.

3148. Do you talk to inanimate objects? Frequently!

3149. Do you feel that it is more socially acceptable to be bisexual or homosexual for females or males? Um. Generally I don’t think there’s a huge difference. If I had to choose one I'd probably say females though.

3150. If a child kisses another child on the elementary school playground, would you consider it to be sexual harassment? Of course not that’s ridiculous.

3151. If you had to name your self after an object in the room with you what object would you pick? Fougera Desonide Lotion .05%.

3152. Have you ever met a person who couldn't function in society? Only on the internet.

3153. Some people believe the Holocaust was a hoax. What is your opinion of this? They’re stupid.

3154. What is your favorite Star Trek movie? Never seen them

3155. Do grumpy people annoy or amuse you? Depends on the grumpy and who they are. If they’re just being adorably grumpy and I like the person and they’re not really COMPLAINING and being like MY LIFE SUCKS FEEL BAD FOR ME then it’s amusing. If they’re complaining about everything and being mean then it’s annoying.

3156. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see the word:
liberals? *LIBERATES*
conservatives? red
hippies? flowers
Nobel Peace Prize winners? smart
black panthers? Asjkldfkla my state’s stupid football team.
time magazine? A picture of time magazine.
feminists? A girl.

3157. If you were a member of the government and you only had enough money to promote one issue, what issue would you promote (ending racism, finding a cure for aids, peace in the middle east, putting power back in the hands of the people, improving the environment, providing better education, something else)? Well see all of those are important. I don’t think you could effectively do some of these with just money so I’d choose providing better education.

3158. Do you agree that women should be allowed to enlist in the military? Of course o.O

3159. Can you think of any person or group you cannot empathize with? I’m not sure. I’m bad at empathy.

3160. Your best friend asks you to marry him or her. You say: Okay but see we have to move and we aren’t out of high school yet be patient.

3161. What makes you feel seriously depressed? *SADDENS* I don’t know.

3162. Have you personally worked for peace? Not really

3163. Do you suppress parts of yourself because you are afraid of being judged? Occasionally

3164. What makes your blood boil?? Lots of heat.

3165. Have you ever gone to the bathroom anyplace besides a bathroom? Well there weren’t any toilets during outward bound and other things of that nature but other than that I don’t think so. At least not recently.

3166. What's your favorite kind of chewing gum? Anything really minty or watermelony

3167. What do you imagine attending an Ivy League school to be like? Fun.

3168. If you had to choose between snow or rain, which one would you eliminate forever? …;_____________________;

3169. Do you think there is a connection between understanding yourself and understanding others? probablymaybeIhavenoidealeavemealooone.

3170. Is there anything you feel that men can do better than women? Produce testosterone!

3171. Is there anything you feel women can do better than men? Produce estrogen!

3172. What do you think of jazz music? It’s a little gross.

3173. How well do you know your neighbors? Not well at all. I might know their last names possibly.

3174. What is the most courageous thing you have ever done? I’m generally not courageous.

3175. Use five words to describe your life now. Sleepy. Hungry. Studying CHRISTMAS BREEEEAK. Yaoi. Tristan.

3176. What is your favorite fairy tale? I don’t knoooow.

3177. How would explain god to a child? GOD CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE. BE SCARED.

3178. Name a person that you love. We’ll go with Tristan.
Describe that person in terms of sights, sound, touch, taste, and smell. Well he looks adorable. And he sounds adorable. He’s huggable. I’ve never tasted him. He smells like a small child and juice.

3179. What do you think will last longer, the moon or the human race? I’ll outlast both.

3180. Whose lives do you value more; all the citizens of your country or all of humanity? Huuuumanity.

3181. Who was the last person to ring your doorbell? Um. I have no idea. Probably either a pizza man or some random family member.

3182. Someone you work with or go to school with is giving you a surprise gift. Would you like it better if it were a talking teddy bear or a mini tarot deck? KLASDKFA TEDDY BEAR AWWW.

3183. How far from the ground does the sky begin? About that far.

3184. What's the most romantic thing that's ever been done for you? I’m not sure. I could list a few things.

3185. What is your kinkiest fantasy? Because obviously I’m going to go into detail about things like that right here for eeeveryone to read. That wouldn’t be awkward at all.

3186. Dedicate a song to someone right now. I believe I’ll be dedicating Rock Me Avogadro to Mr. Franklin A. Mole.

3187. If you had to do your holiday shopping for everyone in only one store what store would you pick? The grocery store. They’re all getting bananas and turnips.

3188. What's more annoying: the person in front of you driving ten miles under the speed limit or a person who cuts you off doing 10 miles over the speed limit? Hi, I’m the person in front of you that drives slowly. Don’t hate me or honk at me or pass me angrily. I’m just being overly-cautious and safe. I’m practicing for when I make my final transformation into a little old lady. If you’re mean to me I’ll find you and beat you with my cane.

3189. Define the word "time" without using the word "time" in the definition. “the continuum of experience in which events pass from the future through the present to the past” why yes I did use google.

3190. Do you think that people care only about the people they know personally or do most people care about all people? Most people probably only care about people they know personally but soooome people care about everyone

3191. Would you rather see the movie first and then read the book or read the book and then see the movie? Movie then book because then you can’t be disappointed by how much the movie doesn’t follow the book.

3192. Do you own any audio books? I don’t think so

3193. What is the best way you can think of to prevent murder? Um. Put everyone in bulletproof bubbles

3194. Have you ever visited a cemetery after dark? I don’t think so

3195. What is the difference between a good poem and a bad one? Good ones are good. Bad ones are ones written by Kai.

3196. Do you live with passion? *PASSIONS* maybe. Probably not.

3197. Do you kick up leaves? I CRUSH THEM >: D only if they’re dead though.

3198. Which do you need more of: sugar, caffeine, alcohol, drugs, sex, or sleep? Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep.

3199. What do you imagine when you read the phrase "human subway"? It sounds odd. Om nom nom subway.

3200. If you are a man, are you circumcised? No
If you are a woman, do you prefer when men are circumcised? We’ll pretend I’m a woman saying no for the sake of the question.

3201. What do you think of Jane Fonda? Whoooo?

3202. Would it bother you if the government read your email? Not really but I wouldn’t see the point.

3203. Have you ever joined an online personals site? No D:

3204. What do you crave? Food.

3205. On a scale of 1-10 how tough are you? -20.

3206. What would make a cool coffee table book? THE BOOK OF KAI.

3207. What's the most interesting conversation piece in your home? Well the sheep heart tends to start conversation when people see my room.

3208. If you could make any announcement over the mall loud speaker, what would you say? HI EVERYONE. I’M KAI. THAT’S ALL.

3209. Does anyone you know deserve more respect from you? Probably.

3210. Would you rather spend the rest of your life caring about everything or caring about nothing? Hmm. Everything even thought that would still suck.

3211. If you rearrange the letters in "Santa" what other words can you make? …satan o.o NO THAT’S NOT ALLOWED ;______;

3212. Can you feel your life ending one minute at a time? Thanks for that lovely tidbit of information.

3213. Is there anything you don't want to talk about? Well yes there are a few things.

3214. Who would you stop the world and melt with? …what?

3215. Is there anyone you wish you had never known? A few.

3216. Do you prefer to drive or be driven? Drive me please.

3217. What do you think of the game The Sims? *LOVELOVELOVE*

3218. Is there a difference between being over-weight and being over-fat? Over-fat?

3219. What do you think of Rush Limbaugh? Who?

3220. Mary Poppins sings a song that goes, "Feed the birds, tuppence a bag." What is "tuppance"? First of all you spelled it two different ways and I’ve always assumed it was some sort of monetary value

3221. Why is Jesus Christ always pictured as a white man when he came from the middle east? Well I don’t know. He was jesus. He could do ANYTHING. Even change his skin to rainbow if he wanted. I want that power.

3222. Which is worse, getting sand in your underwear or getting sand in your mouth? It depends on the amount of sand and the location in the underwear

3223. If you could choose Time Magazine's Person of the Year, who would you pick? Myself of course. Maybe nina. Or both. We’re taping ourselves together and become superfiej.

3224. What does R.S.V.P. stand for? I’ve always been told it’s French for something about replying.

3225. What do you think of the quote, "You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same"? I just giggle at everything.

3226. Tell it to the world! Read my lips: HI I’M KAI I’M HUNGRY AGAIN.

3227. Do you buy books and then never read them? Sometimes. Usually I’ll read at least part of them.

3228. What does OPP stand for? Omnomnom Pie Please.

3229. If you had to be a character on the show Married with Children, which character would you be? I’ve never seen the show but I would be a CHILD.

3230. What movie that you haven't watched since you were a child, would you really like to see again? All of those movies. Dumbo mostly.

3231. Do you belong to a gym? Do I LOOK like I belong to a gym?

3232. Have you ever been to court? Nope.

3233. What do your pajamas look like? Feminine. Fuzzy. Amazing.

3234. What is your favorite fabric? Fuzz and other soft things.

3235. Can you think of any palindromes (words that spell the same thing when read backwards and forwards)? I think we all know what a palindrome is. Well there are a few. Like RACECAR and TACOCAT.

3236. Do you have any gray hair? o.o I hope not. I don’t think so.

3237. What do all the people named Jennifer that you know have in common? I don’t know anyone named Jennifer actually.

3238. Would you ever join a country club? Sure.

3239. What is the best Atari game you can remember? I don’t know. I have an Atari but I can’t get it to work.

3230. Did you do any dancing today? I did just now for the sake of the question.

3231. Use five words to describe your family. Loud. Large. Loud. TRISTAN. Sometimesnice.

3232. Do you prefer red or white wine? I wouldn’t know.

3233. Would you eat Spaghetti with waffles to keep from offending the person who offered it to you? I’d eat just about anything.

3234. Would you rather live in an attic or a basement? Hmm. Is the basement a NICE basement like ben’s basement or is it gross?

3235. Can you understand sign language? Noooope I knew the sign language alphabet when I was little though.

3236. Do you wear ridiculous hats? Unfortunately no.

3237. Who is your favorite Lord of the Rings character and why? Um. Bilbo has a funny name. I’ve never seen the movies.

3238. Name 2 things you have never done in public: I have never worn a tutu in public and I have never watched Super Junior in public except for that one time with some friends.

3239. If you had to choose of the things you just named, which one would you do in public? SUPER JUNIOOOOOR.

3240. What books have you read more than once? Um. Harry Potter. A lot of fact books. A lot of psychology books.

3241. The person who goes to ____ is not the same person who comes back. Fill in the blank with anything you think fits. KAI’S HOUSE >:3

3242. Are you on any medication? Just a billion.

3243. Does any part of your own body disgust you? Not particularly. I find feet kinda gross in general but I don’t mind my own.

3244. What movies are coming out next year that you are looking forward to? I have noooo idea what movies are coming out next year D:

3245. Do you give too much weight to the opinions of others? Usually. It depends on what they’re opinioning about.

3246. What things made sense in childhood, but don't make sense now? Probably a lot of things.

3247. Use five words to describe your childhood. Nice. Very nice. Pleasant. Cheerful. Extraordinarily masculine.

3248. Have you ever risked your life for something? Not that I can think of D: I’m cowardly.

3249. Do you prefer to give a massage or be massaged? I’m rather fond of both actually. It depends on who I’m being forced to massage.

3250. On a scale of 1-10 how tender are you? I am like a well-tenderized piece of steak, but not so tender that I fall apart. So somewhere around a 7. *tenders*


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